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Underdogs: Part One

"Nobody on our team even has legs."

Art by nut862

by nut862

In Other Words: Part One

"Awesome show, guys!" Sed exclaimed as the three band members strolled down the dark Altador streets.

by vanessa1357924680
 
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Slimy Slobbering Slorgs



The music seems suitably alien and creepy; it makes you wonder what those slorgs are up to, beyond looking cute and snarfing Kreludor's food supply. Gameplay is fairly simple, so you'll pick it up quite easily. You shoot at the slorgs and they disintegrate if you have three or more of the same colour. It's quite friendly to non-gamers as well, since aiming skills required are minimal. You use your mouse to aim with crosshairs...



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